Awkward Sex Stuff

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In this episode, I open up about how horrifying it is for a girl to see a penis for the first time, recount my very first attempt at a “blow” job and get into why bone dry hand jobs baffle me. All this and much more of my awkward sexual experiences FOR FREE! You’ve been warned and, YOU’RE WELCOME.

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If It Weren’t For The Gutter, My Mind Would Be Homeless

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This is what comes out when a degenerate turns on a microphone with nothing planned. These are dark ramblings of nonsense, and at the same time, SO ON POINT. Sometimes, you gotta get it OUT. And that’s just what I did. OJ Simpson, some (of the many) reasons of why I am a complete ass hole, period stories, #NonPregnantWomensLivesMatter, Get over yourself, KENTUCKY!, why Donald Trump will be our next president and SO MUCH MORE. You’ve been warned.

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